After two long years, lockdown and many bad life choices, mostly involving drinking wine, it’s finally here! The Eurovision Song Contest Final 2021.

It’s been an emotional rollercoaster this year and already, 11 songs have been eliminated, predictably for most, with a few proving a little controversial.

I previously reviewed…


So I’ve listened to all 39 Eurovision Song Contest 2021 entries so you don’t have to. Repeatedly. Here are my thoughts, so you don’t have to go through what I have…

Ladies, Gentlethings and everyone else, from tops to bottoms…

Bulgaria — It’s a thing of fragile beauty this song…

Martyn James

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